I Bet You Didn't...

Did you know you can kill a Black Widow Spider by spraying it with a can of hairspray?

And that you can start your office microwave on fire when you try to melt your pat of butter with the foil still on it?

And that you can drive 30 miles one way to the Passport Office on your lunch hour and have no checks left in your checkbook? and then you discover you left your ATM card on your kitchen counter?

Thats what I did today.

P.S. Oh and yesterday, I dropped my NEW cell phone into my cup of coffee while driving.............