Have you ever seen a snake shed its skin? Well now you can see a human, even make up can't hide the crispy flakes. When I touch my face anywhere, it feels like dried shriveled up fish scales. And it is on this day that Mr. Moto wants to introduce me to his mother for the very first time. AAARRRRRGGGHHH.
Andy's mom is an absolute darling woman, I got to know her while watching my peeling skin floating so elequently off my forhead onto my lips as we spoke. Great first impression.
I have since been told that I passed the test.....mom approves, scaly face and all!
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